Here's looking at you, cud: Some roadside bovines seen along the way

They're cow-lossal! They're stew-pendous! They vol-moo-minous! Ruminate on these and let the chips fall where they may.

 Salem Sue, Salem, North Dakota

 Pike County Cattlemen's Association, Troy, Alabama

 Albert the Bull, Audubon, Iowa

 Salvador's Dairy Bar, South Dartmouth, Massachusetts

 Hilltop Steakhouse, Saugus, Massachusetts

 Bonanza Steakhouse, Lincoln, Illinois

 The Purple Cow, Dooms, Virginia

Rod's Steakhouse, Williams, Arizona