Unfortunately paired businesses of the week

Unfortunately named business of the week

Right next to the Scratch-N-Go.

Unfortunately named business of the week

"I've got your test results back from the lab, Mr. Johnson, and it's what I've suspected all along: you have Advanced Gas."

Unfortunately named business of the week

WDEF is a TV and radio station in Chattanooga, Tennessee. Some thoughts:

• I hope they offer closed-captioning.
• I believe their call-letters were formerly WHAT? and they have a sister station WDUM.
• Maybe their name means "cool" in a 1990s urban vernacular "Def Comedy Jam" way. I'd be jiggy with that.

Signing off now.

Unfortunately named business of the week

Gross Furniture of Trenton, Georgia.

Unfortunately named business of the week: Reliable Waste of Chattanooga, Tennessee

And I'm sure they have a lot of regular customers.

Unfortunately displayed business of the week: Johnson's Giant Foods of Gadsen, Alabama

Johnson's Giant Foods Store of Gadsen, Alabama is a perfectly fine supermarket carrying a wide array of quality groceries and home goods. However, their store signage has the name displayed in an unintentionally attention-grabbing manner.

Unfortunately-named roadside business of the week: The Bunghole Liquor Store of Salem, Massachusetts

"I'm going down to the Bunghole, honey. You want anything?"

They've got a funny history. Read about it here.

Unfortunately-named roadside business of the week

I'm just saying.