Eccentric Rhode-side Christmas Part 2: Santa-ized for your protection

Who says a portable toilet rental company and septic service can't get into the Christmas spirit? Certainly not the proprietors of Diffley & Daughters of East Greenwich, Rhode Island. They've got one of their violet-colored commodes festively decorated with twinkling (or is it tinkling?) lights and a jolly, inflatable Santa who has been ho-ho-holding it for as long as he can and is about to bring new meaning to the term "yule log". And where are they located? Why, on Route 2, of course. So I think I speak for all of us in the Ocean State when I say "Wee wish you a Merry Christmas."